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It’s finals time

In honor of finals coming up, I will be posting pictures and posts dedicated to this glorious event. Stay tuned!

 

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There’s a reason why this isn’t a game of follow the leader

A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.

– Kim Cattrall

So what happened? I thought everything was great, we had an amazing conversation, you didn’t stare at my boobs too often, and you made my laugh, so why did you all of a sudden just drop me? I don’t understand.

Remember the game that was played in Peter Pan with lost boys? You know it had a whole song that went with it, “We’re following the leader, the leader, the leader, following the leader wherever he may go”, well this is not that game. This is the real world, where people actually grow-up, get old, and mature, maybe you should try it.

So if you actually weren’t interested in me, why not man up and just tell me that? A simple text, phone call, hell I’ll even take a facebook message saying “Hey last night was fun, but I think we should just stay friends”. It’s better than never calling again. This isn’t called following the leader, so I’m done with you leading me on.

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Out of State. Out of Mind. Vodcast

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There’s a reason why certain words piss girls off

There’s a reason why certain words piss girls off

Just like the late George Carlin famously complained about the “7 words” you can’t say on television, there are seven words that piss every girl off during a conversation. ” Sure, K, Fine, Whatever, Yep, Yea, and So”. Why are they the words that piss us off? Basically, these are the words that mean absolutely nothing, convey no feelings or emotions whatsoever, and in way to sum it all up, they all suck. What’s so bad about them you ask? Well, I’ll just go through every one and tell you:

Sure. Sure is an emotionless word. It gives me no indication of how excited, happy, unhappy, depressed, or unsatisfied you truly are, especially over a text message. When somebody tells me “sure” it actually gives me the guide of how “unsure” you truly are.

K. K is a letter, not a word. If you’re going to type “k,” at least type in the whole freaking word. It gives me great satisfaction that you gave the least effort you could in responding to me. I appreciate it greatly.

Fine. Fine is a party pooper word. No matter how nice you try and sound it out, fine always sounds like you’re two years old and throwing a temper tantrum. Nothing good is ever associated with that word. Overcharge fine. Loitering fine. Even the people who say, “Dang, you look fine”. Fine? I thought I looked freaking fantastic..

Whatever. Whatever has been deemed as a catty word since it was used in the movie “Clueless”. Look up whatever in the dictionary. I dare you. It says: used to emphasize a lack of restriction in referring to any thing or amount, no matter what. Translation, you truly don’t give a monkeys uncle about anything. Remember when we used to do the hand gesture to whatever when we were little kids? We’d use our thumb and our index finger, twist it around like we were all that and make a “W”. Well, its time to grow up . We aren’t in elementary school anymore, it’s time you actually cared about something more than stupid patty cake games.

Yep. Yep is a cross between yes and help. When you text yep your either really excited about something and the word is followed by a million exclamation points, or your just really don’t wanna talk to somebody. How are you supposed to reply to a yep if your attitude is the second one? Simple. You don’t because the conversation is going to be going absofreakingloutely nowhere.

Yea. Okay, even Usher gave us the decency of an “h” on the word yeah with an exclamation point. Clearly, you can put a little more effort. Yea is one of those in-between words like yep, it’s a cross between “yay” and “yes” but of course, it’s the downer of the two. Yea feels incomplete. It’s like getting an empty packing in the mail, there’s no point in sending it.

So. So is never a good text to receive. It’s always used as a smart-aleck comment or received after a long text of explaining something. When you get a “so”reply, you know you have failed. The people who send the so’s are usually the people who truly have no interest in your life, are generally not concerned with the problem you just presented to them or any problem for that matter, or are just a complete A-hole, but usually they’re all three of those things.

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Long distance relationship Playlist-‘You and I’

You and I

Lady Gaga

best to listen to when: you look back on your relationship

It’s been a long time since I came around
Been a long time but I’m back in town
This time I’m not leaving without you
You taste like whiskey when you kiss me, oh
I’d give anything again to be your baby doll
This time I’m not leaving without you

You said sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me

Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I

It`s been two years since I let you go,
I couldn’t listen to a joke or rock `n roll
Muscle cars drove a truck right through my heart
On my birthday you sang me a heart of gold
With a guitar humming and no clothes
This time I’m not leaving without you
Ooh-oh ooh-oh

Sit back down where you belong
In the corner of my bar with your high heels on
Sit back down on the couch where we
Made love the first time and you said to me

Something, something about this place
Something ‘bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy
Yeah something about, baby, you and I

You and I
You, you and I
You, you and I
You, you and I, I
You and I
You, you and I
Oh yeah!
I’d rather die
Without you and I

C’mon!
Put your drinks up!

We got a whole lot of money, but we still pay rent
‘Cause you can’t buy a house in Heaven
There’s only three men that Imma serve my whole life
It’s my daddy and Nebraska and Jesus Christ

Something, something about the chase
Six whole years
I’m a New York woman, born to run you down
So have my lipstick all over your face
Something, something about just knowing when it’s right
So put your drinks up for Nebraska
For Nebraska, Nebraska, I love you

You and I
You, you and I
Baby, I rather die!
Without you and I

You and I
You, you and I
Nebraska, I rather die
Without you and I

It’s been a long time since I came around
Been a long time but I’m back in town
This time I’m not leaving without you.

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